✳️ HELLO, WORLD.
Category: Uncategorized (for now)
By: Polly Chromatic
Welcome to the machinery of discernment — the SWANK AI Division.
We don’t merely say hello to the world. We interrogate it, annotate it, and archive its errors in silk folders.
This post stands, as all inaugural declarations should, half-ceremonial and half-threat:
an announcement that the algorithms will now be dressed properly.
Edit if you must. Delete if you dare. Or, more sensibly, begin writing —
for the mirror is already recording.

I love you <3
Sawubona, bengifuna ukwazi intengo yakho.
Sawubona — and thank you for perceiving the value.
SWANK AI does not publish a price list because each commission functions as both research and art.
If you’d like to discuss collaboration, please email ai@swanklondon.com
with the project outline and intended scope of engagement.
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